A brief OFF topic.

I was reading through different blogs on the internet, and I have seen one, where the blogger was answering some questions he received from different people. It was incredible funny:

Question: - Is it normal if the guy who has a wife is w@nking for internet?

Answer: - He is NOT NORMAL if he has a wife. What is wrong with Internet?

and

Question: - I have short term memory loss every day three times. Once I believe the microwave is finished warming up my lunch, then I realize I didn't even put that in. Second, sometimes I want to discuss something with another person, who tells me we have already done that.

Answer: - It was only two, not three! 

LoL